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5 Hardens vs. 5 Kobes?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SamFisher, Feb 5, 2019.

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A team of 5 Hardens play a team of 5 Kobes, who wins?

  1. 5 Beards Win

    51 vote(s)
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  2. 5 Mambas Win

    14 vote(s)
    18.9%

  3. I don't know, a bunch of memes

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  1. SamFisher

    SamFisher Member

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    I say the 5 Hardens would win because they're smarter and would play to each others strengths.

    5 Kobes would probably all fight each other.
     
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    Is this what GARM threads have devolved to, on days when Rockets don't play?
     
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  3. SamFisher

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    Yes
     
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    5 Hardens all the way. They can all pass or shoot and score.

    The only downside that the team will be breaking records for turnovers.

    5 Kobes will be fighting each other for the ball.
     
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    With or without refs?
     
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  6. Zboy

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    3 refs for each team on the bench.
     
    #6 Zboy, Feb 5, 2019
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    Is this like a promotion for the 5 layer taco from Taco Bell?
     
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    Scoring - debatable could go either way
    Passing - jimmy
    Rebounding - Jimmy
     
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  10. SamFisher

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    Referees. 2018 rules (none of this freedom of movement nonsense)
     
    #10 SamFisher, Feb 5, 2019
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    In this hypothetical I'm assuming they are all naked and of course no basketball balls involved.

    In that case, 5 Hardens would win because they're smarter and would play to each others strengths.

    5 Kobes would probably all fight each other.
     
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  12. SamFisher

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    Frankly, we may need to start a multipart series here. I don't know who the best "5 clones" team would be, I don't think it's the same conversation as MVP or best "Two-way Player" (aka, best guy who is not as good as the best but is good but not the best on offense and regarded highly on defense)
     
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    The bigger question is who would win the post-game show on TNT. @Will

    Shaq might be for the Harden 5.
     
    #13 heypartner, Feb 5, 2019
  14. Zboy

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    Have you considered 5 Melos?
     
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    4JH>5KB
     
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    Harden. his a better 3 point shooter. Kobe can probably get his mid range shots all day. but 3 > 2, so when all the shots added up, Harden would score more points in the end.
     
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    Prove it
     
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  18. Mazulis

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    2 Hardens will always get double team and almost 1 Harden at a key and 1in a corner left free. So JamesH takes home the win.
     
    #18 Mazulis, Feb 5, 2019
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    It could be worse... I was thisclose in asking what was the most asinine Facebook comment about Harden is this week.
     
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  20. YallMean

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    You may be right. But I would still pick the first Kobe.
     
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