Not really in the mood after spending twenty minutes barehandedly removing the paper mache some psychopaths leave on the seat to protect their hindquarters from touching ceramic.
If this is two separate incidents then I don't think either person should have been fired. But, I do think they should have been reprimanded for using the handicapped facility if they aren't handicapped. Now, if they were together In there doing that, then maybe I could see them getting fired. Probably an unauthorized gathering on company time.
Every couple months ill do it. If you are in one of those moods then you gotta get it out of the way so you can focus on work. @Jontro
I'm not sure if I am terrified or envious of someone who decides to jack it without obsessing about the door being locked or not. I'm not sure if they are an idiot, or at the peak of sexual liberation.
Old school, with Palmela Handerson. All the cool kids are down with coconut oil and Handa Kandick. ..
When I was 16 and working at HEB, I once jacked it while standing at a urinal. Peak level masturbation technique.
@Jontro was sighted on vacation, he may not see this thread again for a bit http://southpark.cc.com/clips/412210/jackin-it-in-san-diego
I recall us inviting three Treasure's strippers back to the office once. They made us pay first, and then bailed, trying to screw us. Instead, we went to the Colorado and racked up $1,000 more and then called the next day and said the CC we used was stolen. Good times...
So, you deliberately defrauded the credit card company out of $1000? And, you’re bragging about it? And you're President of an annuity fund? I know where never to set up an annuity and I know where to advise any of my Houston area friends to not do business.
I'm disappoint. When I see this thread bumped, I get a grin thinking, finally, someone coming in to fess up and share a recent office fap.
