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Harden is pregnant

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by bmelo, Sep 12, 2018.

  1. Os Trigonum

    Os Trigonum Member
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    I see what you did there
     
  2. skroodup25

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    harden is shaped an old man.... he even plays like an old man....

    even at his peak fitness he still looked like a guy who walks around with a fancy pack on....

    some of you fans really think yall have rights to someone elses life......smh

    grow up
     
  3. MVP4THREE

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    you think me and that dude are the same dude? funny.
     
  4. jordnnnn

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    Damn. Some of you guys sure are right. I hope the guy who consistently is all nba and a mvp candidate knows what he’s doing.

    Jesus f’n Christ...
     
  5. RoyalGuard

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    Smh what a terrible thread/thread starter.....
     
  6. Carl Herrera

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    Harden has been impregnated with basketball greatness which cannot be contained within a typical skinny NBA guard's body.
     
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  7. theimpossibles1

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    I really don't understand all the hate for this and similar threads. (Title of this thread is stupid though)

    Making fun of Morey for his weight? Pathetic and childish.

    But analyzing the condition of a professional athlete who carries the fate of our team on his shoulders? Perfectly sensible. Last year (MVP season) he was in noticeably great shape coming in.

    More weight = slower season start and higher chance of injury so we are perfectly justified in our concern.

    A lot of yall need to get off your high horse. There is no rule saying we have to be in perfect shape to criticize the body of a guy who gets paid tens of millions of dollars to represent our team/city.
     
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  8. BackdoorHarden

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    Body shaming ain't cool!!!!

    bunch of jeaslous skinny punks!


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  9. Invisible Fan

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    If he wants to keep his bump, that is his choice!!
     
  10. theimpossibles1

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    Wrong. So wrong. Body definition is directly correlated with many aspects of performance, especially in 4th quarter and down the stretch and playoffs. Also critical to injury prevention, explosiveness, vertical jump, acceleration, etc.

    For a recent example, look at what Victor Oladipo did to his body before last season and went from role player to all star.
     
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  11. BackdoorHarden

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    Harden wants a nice nice body
     
  12. Dankstronaut

    Dankstronaut Way, way out here.

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    This is literally the worst sports take I've read on CF.

    We aren't holding him accountable. Get over yourself. We aren't on that level.

    Correlate his shape to his job performance. Seems like he's doing something right.

    Guy couldn't beat the Warriors by himself. Lord.

    YOU ARE 50. He's 29. Geez.
     
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  13. jordnnnn

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    Dude has disliked Harden for a while now. He tries to hide his hate nowadays but it pokes through every now and then. He was captain of team Dwight.

    Facts

    Since joining Houston no player in the NBA has played more minutes or scored more points than James Harden. Only 4 players have missed less games.

    Win shares since Harden joined Houston...

    Lebron - 86.1
    Harden - 85.7
    Curry - 79.8
    Durant - 79.8

    Dude is a ****ing unstoppable machine and there are people here who legitimately believe there is something to b**** about his fitness here.
     
  14. glenadyll

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    We need real athletes on this team.

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  15. YOLO

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    but none of that means anything.

    hes making millions of dollars and guys sitting behind a computer must critique another man's body as if they know better
     
  16. YOLO

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    yes we do
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  17. Reeko

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    Are we really gonna do this every summer?
     
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    it's 2 pm on a Wensday and I'm talking about Harden's tummy...I need me a job.

    Hook me up at Landry , Mr Tilman. I can serve all y'all
     
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