[Crime] Theif steals $100k in ramen noodles

Slangin that ramen

 

That's a lot of ramen to sell on the black market.

 

At least he won't have to worry about commissary in prison.

 

Did he jack a cargo ship?

 

"...the Ramen was sitting in a large trailer parked at a Chevron store on Georgia Highway 85 north, Deputies said the 53-foot trailer carrying the noodle freight was stolen between July 25 and August 1."
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At some time, over the course of a 6-day period, while parked at a gas station. What kind of dump did the driver have to take, that took 6 days to complete, before he noticed the truck was gone?

 

100k worth? Damn.

That's like 18,000,000,000 packages.

 

I like using chicken broth instead of the package ****.

 

Same. Plus I add green onions, spinach and roasted chicken.

 

Same here! and a boiled egg.

 

This is like cops giving street value of weed they confiscate -- that's probably like $40 in bulk ramen.

 

i heard it's 5 bucks a pop in the prison

 

Doomsday preppers or college students?

I'd love to have seen the look on the thief's face when, after thinking he stole a bunch of tvs or something worthwhile, he opened the truck and saw a million packs of ramen.

 

Was anybody curious about that prison cooking show but couldnt watch more than a minute cause that annoying ass voice and punchable face?

 

so basically yalls make a totally different meal.