The official "I'm drunk" thread.

No worries! I even found it funny with Billy D. back then.

I guess I have a much thicker skin in person. I can always take insults.

 

You are my favorite liberal!

 

And just to be clear, I went to Tech. That's why the class ring being significant was funny.

Aggie Rings are a big deal. My Tech ring lost in a bar because my finger was too small? Comedy.

 

I know you went to Tech...was the stripper that ripped you off at least semi-good looking? I hope.

 

I've been with plenty of good looking women.

This was a 5, at best. She just had a brilliant rack. I faltered...

 

You guys are the worst.

 

So, bitcoin... yes or no?

Are you required to divulge whether you're drunk or not when giving financial advice?

 

I don't give...

Pretty sure you have no idea what I do.

Disappointed in you tonight. I typically like your responses.

 

Wait. Are you still drunk?

 

Getting high > getting drunk

 

So I went to brunch for my buddy’s birthday yesterday. We had wayyy too much champagne. Went to a bar in clear lake shores and the dog whisperer guy was there, Cesar Milan. Anyways, I yelled at him and made him take like 5 fire ball shots. I ended up asking him if he had ever tossed an otters salad and he didn’t think it was funny.