Drunk or not, I'm tired of these fokin cats. I love kittens, but I'm done with adults. Focker took a **** on my truck bed cover lol. Yes, it was cat **** because of the hair and small turds and proximity to my back window. I thought the last straw was my neighbor's cat constantly ******** in my kids tomato garden. 2 neighborhood's over the cat lady runs through 1 #50 sack a week feeding these fockers. My cousin has counted at least 20 feeding at one time. Around 50 on roof, in trees, sewer and roaming around. Im about to go too war!! I don't want my kids getting worms man!!
I wondered how annoying I would be if I went to a random table at a restaurant and played "duck duck goose" with them. They weren't nearly as amused as my party was...
Not drunk but just got back from dropping a deuce on Dgn1’s truck bed cover. I used to **** in his tomato garden but that got old.
Speaking of being drunk, one of my best friends, who went by T-Rex on here, is a complete shithead. Mother ****er stopped talking to me last summer, and I couldn't for the life of me figure out why. Then comes this summer, when my kid goes to college. The funds are gone. Nobody can find them. And he has been flippant as hell in why they are missing. I actually had to have a girl call him to get him to answer. His response? "Call customer service." Only recourse I have now is to have my bank recover copies of the checks I deposited. And, make no mistake. If I can criminally prosecute this asshat, I will do it to the fullest extent of the law. Worst part is he has always portrayed himself as a "holier than thou" ****, and I literally get physically angry seeing him in pics on FB with folks that still think he's a good guy. I will expose that ********er.
Seriously, it's like nobody else is trying. I've literally been drinking for 12 hours. Meh. Get your house in order, Clutchfans people!
Sorry, not trying to be rude. We were all former investment advisors at Morgan Stanley. This isn't about ignorance. It is, on my end, on blind trust and gullibility.
It was fairly expensive. Had a lot to do with my dad and his Aggie ring. Aggies really treasure that ring. Me? I'm fine with it being a joke. Was a pretty bad-ass ring though. Ryan Reynolds would've loved it back in the day. EDIT: 13 hours
Sorry about your dad, didn't know the rest of the story. No joke. The Aggies are having a Reveille VIII funeral sometime this year, FYI.
Hot Girl in Kemah who is notorious for drinking everything in my house... And I have a three bottle Jager Machine. ...told her she could come over tomorrow. Uber from Kemah back and forth is like, money... To this broad?
