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Chron: Woman shoots masturbating bicyclist

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by basso, Aug 8, 2018.

  1. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Personally I don't believe her story.
     
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  2. ThatBoyNick

    ThatBoyNick Member

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    Talk about riding the bike with no handlerbars... whole upper echelon here.
     
  3. No Worries

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    Riding a bicycle has never never given me wood.

    True story.
     
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    asianballa23 Member

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    wouldnt you like to know....
     
  5. Deckard

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    The written story was a good example of awful journalism. You have to watch the officer giving an account of what allegedly happened in order to understand it. Had my significant other been at home and a man did what this guy was supposed to have done, I would give her a hug and congratulate her for taking the appropriate action, especially if one of my kids happened to be at home and wasn't the adult he or she is now. Had I been the person in this lady's position, however, I wouldn't have gone for a firearm. I have a baseball bat and a very large dog to take care of those situations.
     
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  6. Carl Herrera

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    Riding a bike, masturbating and trying to break into a home at the same time?
     
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  7. Buck Turgidson

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    Right? So what was he doing with his other hand?
     
  8. Svpernaut

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    Maybe the bike didn't have a seat and we're just assuming he was using a hand...
     
  9. body slam

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    Is she in the wrong for shooting him through the door?
     
  10. basso

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    depends on the type of seat. the seat on a road bike will typically apply some pressure, although for me it tends to numb the area.
     
  11. conquistador#11

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    you have to go with the gel cushion seats.
     
  12. Svpernaut

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    I use a gel seat, and gel undershorts.
     
  13. Buck Turgidson

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    NSFW

     
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  14. Svpernaut

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    I always loved that they got away with that on standard cable TV by putting a baby fist.
     
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