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Is the HEB Curse Real?

Discussion in 'Houston Astros' started by lnchan, Aug 1, 2018.

  1. lnchan

    lnchan Sugar Land Leonard
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    Bigger curse than the Madden curse and the SI cover curse...

    ...this was actually covered this morning on 610 sports radio
     
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    marks0223 2017 and 2022 World Series Champions
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    No, but understandably something to joke about. Like the "Matt Thomas curse," if you truly believe that Matt Thomas or HEB has magical powers to somehow inflict pain an injuries on another person then you need to remove yourself from society and check yourself into a mental health facility to have a team of doctors work to find out what is wrong in your brain. Same goes with jinxes on a fan message board. Saying "no hitter" on Clutchfans does not give anyone magical powers to break up the no hitter.

    But seriously, what's up with all the injuries from players on HEB commercials. Brock's injury turned out to be he didn't know how to play QB.
     
  3. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    That's what you get for getting in bed with the Spurs #1 sponsor.
     
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  4. lnchan

    lnchan Sugar Land Leonard
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    Bregman should sign up with ... Whole Foods.
     
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    I think hes more of a Fiesta guy.
     
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    Smith's or Rouses Market
     
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    Casa Ole!!!
     
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    Let's go to Auchan, K Mart oh Wait it closed, oh man.
     
  9. Buck Turgidson

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    No. HEB is bad****ingass.
     
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    I think "bad****ingass" is a bit of a stretch.

    We are talking about a grocery store, right?
     
  11. Buck Turgidson

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    And?

    As far as grocery stores go, the HEB around me is awesome. As a guy that likes food and likes to cook I do appreciate it.
     
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  12. theimpossibles1

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    I feel you, it's just that you are using "bad****ingass" to describe a grocery store. What's next? Crown molding?

    Slippery slope.
     
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  13. Buck Turgidson

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    I re-screwed down some bad****ingass sheets of old tin on top of my polebarn this morning.

    So yeah.
     
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    610 wasn't talking about The Texans nonstop !?
     
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  15. lnchan

    lnchan Sugar Land Leonard
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    McCullers said this morning he will endorse HEB if the money is right... :(
     
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    HEB better stay far away from Watson.
     
  17. Fulgore

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    That HEB brand fruit punch sherbet is legit
     
  18. lnchan

    lnchan Sugar Land Leonard
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    lnchan Sugar Land Leonard
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    I am concerned.
     
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    2 out of 4 so far.
     

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