Impossible choice: time to man up! Vivian Ward or Mona Lisa Vito

Of the two choices, I'd have to go with Vito.

She's not a prostitute, has a smokin' body, has a good balance of sexy/trashy in the way she dresses, and can fix my car when it breaks down. All she ever wants to do is help (she'll surprise me by having my suit dry-cleaned; will have my friend Judge Malloy call in when needed, will provide helpful testimony).

Vivian is a hooker, dresses like a hooker, doesn't walk in heels well, and can't even operate a manual transmission. She just wants to go spend my money on Rodeo Drive. She's all about what's in it for her and what a guy can bring to her - she contributes nothing to the relationship.

 

Ms. Vito is both hotter and not a hooker. Add to that she can fix a car like nobody's business and I think we have a clear winner.

 

I don't know who these chicks are, so some images of the pair would be appreciated. I'm busy eating a candy bar.
Show me some candy!

 

They are the female leads from Pretty Woman and My Cousin Vinny, played by Julia Roberts and Marisa Tomei respectively.

 

Maris Tormei was better in The Wrestler. Seriously better if you know what I mean.

 

Dirty Yankees fans always trying to get their references in. We know Roger Maris was one of the goats. No reason to bring him up in this convo.