I don't even use toilet paper anymore. I've moved beyond it. I have some, but it's only for visitors.
of course it's over. That's as bad as trying to debate folding vs crumpling. I don't see how one can crumple.
My granddad saw me with a big ass wad of crumpled paper when I was just a wee lad...he explained in no uncertain terms that I was an idiot. So I've been a folder since the age of 6 or so.
Other important questions: Should you wear your shirt inside out? Do you prefer 70 deg outside or 110? Do you prefer water or poison?
A nice bookend to this thread - http://bbs.clutchfans.net/index.php?threads/why-do-some-people-go-cheap-on-toilet-paper.261060/ Over, of course, although I have friends who use it "under." I suggested psychiatric help, but they didn't take my advice. Os, my grandmother might have seen that catalog back in the day, but she didn't leave me a copy. (I'm so depressed!)
It looks like the aftermath of another assault on the Dude's pad by that band of German Techno-Pop crazies. Kraftwork writ large (actually, probably written small somewhere on that disgusting roll of toilet paper).