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Write my Bumble persona

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Roscoe Arbuckle, Jul 22, 2018.

  1. Roscoe Arbuckle

    Roscoe Arbuckle Member

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    Been drinking Mimosas since noon. Winner gets a literal Chicken Dinner. I do have preferential choices, but it is ultimately up to the winner as to their choice of said chicken dinner.
     
    #1 Roscoe Arbuckle, Jul 22, 2018
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  2. Tom Bombadillo

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    Eats dat booty and is a proud supporter of reality star Donald Trump.
     
    #2 Tom Bombadillo, Jul 22, 2018
  3. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    Turn-ons include thunderstorms and long walks on the beach.

    THROWBACK

    But seriously, didn't I write your online profile at one point?
     
    #3 El_Conquistador, Jul 22, 2018
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  4. Roscoe Arbuckle

    Roscoe Arbuckle Member

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    Yep, but Myspace lost the damn thing...
     
    #4 Roscoe Arbuckle, Jul 22, 2018
  5. CCorn

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    “Married man, father of 6, looking for some side action”
     
    #5 CCorn, Jul 22, 2018
  6. Roscoe Arbuckle

    Roscoe Arbuckle Member

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    Seriously, if you could find that match.com profile again, that'd be awesome.

    [​IMG]
     
    #6 Roscoe Arbuckle, Jul 22, 2018
  7. Roscoe Arbuckle

    Roscoe Arbuckle Member

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    Crap, going to meet a broad now.

    I have faith in you. This board can achieve this.
     
    #7 Roscoe Arbuckle, Jul 22, 2018
  8. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
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    TwoMannyHoes
     
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  9. Mr. Brightside

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    Here to meet 7+/10 broads. I like food. I bet you do too. So at least we have that in common. First date: Ramen house. Second date: Pizza. Third date: Whataburger.
     
    #9 Mr. Brightside, Jul 22, 2018
  10. jbasket

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    My server will stay up during Netflix, but I always go down when chilling.
     
    #10 jbasket, Jul 22, 2018
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  11. LosPollosHermanos

    LosPollosHermanos BOL BOL
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    Sorry dude, no bio is gonna make up for that mug. Swipe right on everything all day and take what you can get.
     
    #11 LosPollosHermanos, Jul 22, 2018
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  12. AB423

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    Eats the booty but also likes getting the booty ate
     
    #12 AB423, Jul 23, 2018
  13. Sooty

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    Haha Bumble has been going off this past week. Must be the heat.
     
    #13 Sooty, Jul 24, 2018
  14. Ottomaton

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    Here's a good template:



    Just copy the general feel of that and you can't lose (really picks up after 45 seconds.
     
    #14 Ottomaton, Jul 24, 2018
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    "Single, discreet middle aged male looking for teenage white or hispanic girl (braces preferable) for top secret photo shoot in remote forest or desert area of my choosing. I will provide transportation as well as drugs an alcohol."
     
    #15 Nook, Jul 24, 2018
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  16. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    Captain Fatty, ahoy!

    Single middle aged man seeks indiscriminate ladies for a FANTASTIC voyage on his 'Love Boat'. No life jacket or any other safety equipment needed as the the Captain runs a tight ship...all hands, aboard!

    [​IMG]
     
    #16 Xerobull, Jul 24, 2018
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  17. Buck Turgidson

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    Self proclaimed ******* looking for Texas Tech class ring.

    Love of drive thru food a plus.
     
    #17 Buck Turgidson, Jul 24, 2018
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  18. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Ah, my first stalker since I've returned. I missed that.

    There are better ways of getting recognized here, kid.
     
    #18 Roscoe Arbuckle, Jul 24, 2018
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