Carmelo Haiku Thread

[A TRIPLE haiku for this momentous occasion]


Burt Steele, Potato,
one thousand page threads, like that
all just memories

a long road we've walked
and the stats we have rehashed.
who really can say?

call it a gamble
but increase the variance.
with friends, there's a chance

 

holy fooking shitte
I forgot about this thread
Melo haiku, yay!

 

Am I daryl or
are we all daryl morey
in moments like these

 

Lost in the shuffle
Of all this Carmelo talk:
Who here is Morey?

 

Finally you come.
You, I really do not want.
Yet, here you are still.

You better produce.
You inefficient chucker.
Shoot only when told.

All of these bricks.
Are we a construction firm?
We can build houses.

 

Gandalf works magic
Rockets are "UNBEATABLE"
Fockass on parade

 

Melo is lazy
But yes we are desperate
Hail lazy Melo

 

We waited so long
You are finally coming
Clutchfans is cumming

 

Melo legs jello
Melo lazy fellow yes
Yay hello Melo

 

If we give you 2 extra syllables, can you make that last line D'Anthony Meloton

 

Melo is so bad
Rejected by Oklahoma
That is so so sad

 

Joe Johnson was trash
Cant anyone be worse than him
Melo: "Hold my beer"

 

We want Melo now
Damn he sucks really bad
Our only choice, sad

 

Is Melo still good?
He is still max in his head
Bricks laid, career dead

 

Warriors partied hard.
For they got Cousins, init?
Coz we got Melo.

 

Finally, Morey!
Now we'll build our title house,
Brick by Melo brick!

 

Two teams have rejected
Trade, rejected, unwanted, spurned
What have fans learned?

 

hey CP,
they want me to come of the bench!?
NO.

 

When you daryll Morey
It’s ok to be melo
No cap space no problem

New math
3 olympians
A center who can ooop

Who used to play 3 for us?
Was it Ariza?
Or some guy named Luc?

 

All the crow you want
It was always a buffet
I don't like burnt crow.