Perfectly backing into a parking space, in one take, with nonchalance, one-handed, is an instant panty-dropper. #SwangChampions
"People in America have all these racks of dry-cleaned clothes like you say on their trips, they spatter Eau de Cologne all over themselves, they wear Ban and Aid or whatever it is under their armpits, they get aghast to see a spot on a shirt or a dress, they probably change underwear and socks maybe even twice a day, they go around all puffed up and insolent thinking themselves the cleanest people on earth and they're walkin around with dirty azzoles -- Isnt that amazing? .....All you gotta do is simply wash yourself with soap and water! it hasnt occurred to anybody in America at all! it's one of the funniest things I've ever heard of! dont you think it's marvelous that we're being called filthy unwashed beatniks but we're the only ones walkin around with clean azzoles? " from Kerouac's Big Sur
Yeah. She figures if you can work the wheel, you can also work her. Regina Belle remake New School Swang
Also, along the lines of septic safe TP and all... whenever you're taking a **** in a rural toilet (barn, campground, whatever...) always, always, ALWAYS look under the lid before you sit down. My poor cousin worker buddy learned this the hard way. Sat down about 6AM and was promptly stung on the dick by a wasp.
why am I seeing a bunch of parents having their kids drive the disability shoppping carts? Some dumbass ignorant enabling parents.
Had a misguided kid almost run into me with one of them and the kid had the audacity to try and get mad at me cause I "was in the way". So I grabbed the key and turned it into customer service.
That's a brilliant idea. Next time at HEB he runs into the side of my knee I'll just eat all the 4-letter words I want to call him and do just what you said. Thanks!
