Office Bathroom Etiquette

None of this sh**...

 

No. The horror, the horror.

 

With my weak knees, I'd end up shooting **** all over the back walls and toilet

My wife does the hover in public restrooms, and always saturates the toilet seats. I'm usually her first victim when it's a unisex toilet

 

I don’t understand how so many people can take a **** in public. Do it at home before you leave or eat less or hold it. I mean if it’s the runs I guess you have no choice or if you’re at the airport about to board a long flight by all means sure.... but it seems like it’s always the same mofos at work at the same time stinking up the joint every morning.

 

It’s been said that physicists have calculated the best pissing angles and dumping trajectories for splashless entry.

Is this true??

 

What sucks for me is in my office we only have one tiny bathroom. We share it with 9 people and have customers, truck drivers and others all using it as well. Its quite the mess. It gets blown up at least 3-4 times a day. Only upside is we have moorehand maids come in once a week and they clean it pretty good.

 

Depends on the country of origin. Good friend of mine, a physicist, is from Germany and insists men sit to pee. Clean guy, probably not a serial killer.

 

Perhaps in Germany?

I do have one German colleague but East German.

 

Know your body. Train it to drop loads at home on a schedule. Fiber up.

Friendly advice: if traveling and the need arises...search for a decent hotel chain...their restrooms are ALWAYS clean.

 

I try to avoid public restrooms as much as possible , however, i feel obligated to tip the janitors regardless of how clean the facilities

 

this thread was badly needed. deserves its own thread

 

nope, it's definitely Sam Dekker. Had something else for a while but popular demand required I revive this one.

 

You should ask the next time you're in neighboring stalls.

Inquiring minds want to know!

 

Bingo! My wife follows Tom on one of the social networks and says that he took his Myspace millions and travels the world now, taking pretty cool pictures.