Saldivar who killed Selena in 1995 is eligible for parole in just 4 more years, during all that time I felt the Rockets could had won another championship
"I tell my kid, you're young you don't have it upstairs He tells me, I'm old I don't have it downstairs." "I told my wife I want to die in bed. She says again?" "In Vegas, played the slot machine, three prunes came up." "At this age, when I hear someone says they go both ways, I think it's number one and number two" "I know I'm getting old, I squeeze into a parking place, and I'm satisfied" "At my age, I want two girls at once, you know if I fall asleep, they got each other to talk to."
I first posted in this thread as a man with no kids. I now have a soon to be three year old and a 2 day old. Crazy how life changes and makes you feel old quickly.
Girls born in 2000 are retiring from doing p*rn... Also I just saw the banner celebrating wikipedia's 20th anniversary.
Anybody that remembers GTA: Vice City. To those that don't, it was released in 02 but set in the mid 80's, and the soundtrack had a bunch of old 80's songs. Vice City is as old now (or older) as those songs were then.
Things that make you feel old? Getting out of bed first thing in the morning...sucks ....... ....... .......
Liam Neeson says he is officially retiring from action movies. This sucks. Makes me want to parachute a snowplow off the back of a cargo plane somewhere over Uzbekistan so I can go find my daughter
