Pretty sure he was lying on a hammock made of flaxen hair from 10 vestal virgins in front of a fountain made of gold, while playing NBA2K18 (Rox v. Wubs of course) and simultaneously being fed grapes by his personal harem of concubines... Where else would he be ?
Damien Lillard flew home immediately for the birth of "his child" today, coincidence? I doubt it. Harden is both their daddys
He has left the team to pursue a career in eggball. Gonna be fun to watch him, Deshaun Fatson & JJ Fatt.
Bad enough you put him in a Texan's uniform, but least you could do is not put tats on The Beard. That's some lazy chopping that lazy eggball fans would do.
This thread sounds like Act 1 Scene 3 of Julius Caesar. What do YOU think it means? Are you unlocking a secret code right now? Tell us, Casca. When are we killing Caesar again? I'm all in.