My favorite from back in the day was the Bill Worrell card. Something like "You are my number 1 draft choice" Which has an extra layer of humor, cause it could mean anywhere from 1st to 30th choice.
i like clyde's cards "you're a consummate professional when it comes to love" "you're extremely talented in bed" "having sex with you is like clubbing baby seals"
I expect a play on the name Wright. And probably something about wanting to ISO with Joe for Valentine's Day