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Been caught masturbating by wife/girlfriend

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by K-Low_4_Prez, Nov 30, 2017.

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  1. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Bro, when you're older: "just checking for testicular cancer, dear."
     
    #61 B-Bob, Nov 30, 2017
  2. Dankstronaut

    Dankstronaut Way, way out here.

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    Who doesn’t pound one out in the shower on occasion? Gotta clean it out ya know....
     
    #62 Dankstronaut, Dec 1, 2017
  3. ghettocheeze

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    So were you masturbating to Bootay or T H I C C ?
     
    #63 ghettocheeze, Dec 1, 2017
  4. mikus

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    What if we flip the script here. How many of you guys would be upset if you caught your girl masturbating with a toy?
     
    #64 mikus, Dec 1, 2017
  5. Duncan McDonuts

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    I'd watch.
     
    #65 Duncan McDonuts, Dec 1, 2017
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  6. Harrisment

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    Why would you be upset? Unless you're incredibly insecure.
     
    #66 Harrisment, Dec 1, 2017
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  7. Tom Bombadillo

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    I could introduce her to the thadeus?
     
    #67 Tom Bombadillo, Dec 1, 2017
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  8. mikus

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    I wouldn't be upset at all, I just wondered if any guys would be. Though, p*rn plots aside, just like us, most girls seem to want privacy when taking care of their business.
     
    #68 mikus, Dec 1, 2017
  9. Invisible Fan

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    I'd have some thoughts if it was a pit roast.
     
    #69 Invisible Fan, Dec 1, 2017
  10. moestavern19

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    Tell her "What a man decides to do with his own body is his business".

    Feminism pwned.
     
    #70 moestavern19, Dec 1, 2017
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  11. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    My wife likes to watch.
     
    #71 Rocketman95, Dec 1, 2017
  12. Pen15clubber

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    @Mathrocker has to prop his under belly on his desk to have a Proper fap #canesbody
     
    #72 Pen15clubber, Dec 1, 2017
  13. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    More cushion for the pushin. Got a big body like dmo.
    Just more flap. Milfs luv it
     
    #73 Daddy Long Legs, Dec 1, 2017
  14. cheke64

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    Some people have to fap prior to sex. Females dont like 1 minute man.
     
    #74 cheke64, Dec 2, 2017
  15. Jontro

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    time for some dp!
     
    #75 Jontro, Dec 2, 2017
  16. FLASH21

    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    Better be something I can masturbate in my bathroom to while my wife is in the next room material.
     
    #76 FLASH21, Dec 2, 2017
  17. fba34

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    ScarJo lets Joseph Gordon Levitt dry hump her out in her apartment hallway cause she's not ready to let him have it yet. For some reason it feels dirtier than her just doing it.

    BTW the right way to call a movie **** when someone brings it up is you first must have seen it already and you can't be married to an ugly dog
     
    #77 fba34, Dec 2, 2017
  18. OmegaSupreme

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    hard to see if it's cleaned up. it's a slipping hazard. would hate for your gf to brake her neck on your junk juice.
     
    #78 OmegaSupreme, Dec 2, 2017
  19. Os Trigonum

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    remember practice safe sex
     
    #79 Os Trigonum, Dec 2, 2017
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  20. Os Trigonum

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    btw does this thread remind anyone of used hair gel? asking for a friend :cool:
     
    #80 Os Trigonum, Dec 2, 2017
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