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My cat scratched me

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mylifesucks, Nov 10, 2017.

  1. Haymitch

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    Definitely interrupted a booty call.
     
  3. cheke64

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    Everything gets disciplined.
     
  4. KingCheetah

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    You must kill the cat.
     
  5. Xerobull

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    Two things.

    1. Cat Scratch Fever is real. I had it when I was a kid. The lymph node in my armpit was so swollen I had to walk around with my arm sticking straight out for a week. This is a good scenario for you. Because #2 is a reason NO ONE should have cats.

    2. Toxoplasmoisis is a parasite carried by cats. It's life cycle is other animals>cats>HUMANS. It literally changes your personality. I honestly think you may already have it given your personality, but IMO it's always better to know than not.

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    Good luck!
     
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    You likely have AIDS, my condolences.
     
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    OP is lucky to have survived.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...empted-murder-elderly-woman-article-1.3624124

    Stray cat is a suspect in attempted murder of elderly woman in Japan
    BY Caitlyn Hitt
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Friday, November 10, 2017, 2:47 PM

    It was almost a purrfect crime.

    A stray cat is the prime suspect in the attempted murder of a bedridden Japanese woman.

    Mayuko Matsumoto was found in her home Monday with nearly two dozen cuts on her face.

    After assessing her wounds – some of which were very deep – police believe the marks to be the work of a feline fiend, Japanese news outlet RKK reported.

    “When we found her, blood covered everything above her chin. Her face was soaked in blood. I didn't know what happened,” Matsumoto's daughter said.

    The 82-year-old – who is unable to speak – was hospitalized after the attack, according to Kyodo News .

    There were no signs of any other people going into or leaving Matsumoto’s home, bolstering the case against a callous kitty, NTV News reported.

    Detectives are eyeing stay cats strutting around the home, police told the Nishinippon Shimbun newspaper. A blood sample taken from one furball in particular, national broadcaster NHK revealed.​
     
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    All joking aside, do not abuse an animal. You will be reported to proper authorities.
     
  12. tmacfor35

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    Hissing cat. It warned you and you still touched it. You deserve what you got there so only thing to be mad at is yourself.
     
  13. Pole

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    First Kevin Spacey, now you. Everyone is coming out.
     
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    Don’t touch a hissing cat.

    It was probably trying to mate, or pregnant, or something along those lines.

    And you interrupted.
     
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    i don't like cats. cats are scary
     
  16. DAROckets

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    don't discipline it , that is pointless and that cat won't even know why your doing it . Like was mentioned ,the cat warned you but you still messed with it . Cats can freak out rather easily and don't really like being grabbed . Also if this is an inside cat and got out ,it might be on edge because of the different surroundings . I have a cat that turns into a demon when it gets outside,wouldn't dare touch it,inside it's a complete sweetheart.
     
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    The cat gave u a clear warning, u ignored it, and then the cat gave u the business. Tf are u mad for? That situation was your fault.
     
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    just put some mini mittens on his front paws
     
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  20. No Worries

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    Cats make great pets.

     

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