You're the spawn of 1st title celebration sex! You owe your life to 1st Major Championship in Houston history!
The contact and low K's can easily be done, but you need the big bang possibility. To hit long balls you usually have to strike out a fair amount. The only players who can go deep, and keep the K's down are usually the superstars. HR's are basically like 3's in basketball, and every front office believes you need a lot of them.
I'm listening to Sparky in the Clubhouse last night, and McCullers just came on and said "WHERE THE **** IS ARLINGTON??" Guessing it was a reference to one of his classic troll jobs: https://sportsday.dallasnews.com/te...ce-mccullers-takes-shot-arlington-dig-rangers
Can't rip on players like Giles and Reddick who had poor post season performances because they were key parts of the puzzle in making this team dominate and be in position during the regular season. They deserve this ring.