If you're replying to that idiot just know that he's probably angry because I've put him on my ignore list. I recommend you to do the same.
You should be more worried about your sense of humor and agreeing with the forum moron here--and that's something everybody can back me up on. But besides that, Clutch (the guy that runs this site) has called for an end to pointless threads like these--if that isn't reason enough.
This thread did not make me laugh, maybe a quick chuckle but definitely it's not something I would take seriously. I just don't understand why a thread would make someone so upset. You can always ignore it or even put the user on your ignore list. I think online arguments are kind of pointless and something I try to avoid all the time.