{Unofficial Astros @ Rangers}

Not sure if this has been posted or talked about--but I heard a few days ago that Odor might be the only 30 HR, negative WAR player to have ever played the game (fangraphs -0.8 WAR, baseball ref 0.1 WAR and -0.3 oWAR).

 

I think Verlander is a good candidate. 6th inning when he is blowing it at 98mph. OF COURSE. If that results in a suspension. EECK.

I am glad Hammels is pitching tonight. I THINK he is professional enough to stay above this bs. I think he sucks since he didn't choose us, but he doesn't seem like the kind of guy that will go out and throw at you intentionally.

 

Liked for "micropenis." I can feel the rage in your posts.

 

Verlander probably still looking for "new guy" ways to ingratiate himself to the squad.

"I'm with y'all, boys. Houston strong!"

Plants one in Gomez' earhole, the shockwaves bruising his micropenis.

 

I hope this is true. Keep us posted.

Rob Deer? Greg Luzinski? Just throwing names out.

 

He will have the lowest OPS with the most Home Runs ever. He is currently at 0.1 WAR. Since this article his OPS has gone down to .656. Dave Kingman is the current "record holder".

https://sportsday.dallasnews.com/te...istorically-awful-season-second-baseman-knows

 

Its quite remarkable.

Even more remarkable that McHugh inexplicably walked him in his 3 appearances last night.

 

You do remember that Hamels beaned Bryce Harper as a welcome to the big leagues?

 

HBP incoming!

 

Lets get our 8 spot out of the way early

 

Lets get 2-3 more in the second and knock Hamels out of the game.

 

Let's see if Cuckel can finally get a win. That first inning should've helped some

I'm starting to think Marwin should be a DH with his lazy ass defense.

 

Gotta give them hope

 

thats a fkin ball?

 

Let's see how many people get added to my ignore list tonight

 

should be 3 outs, marwin + strike 3 + caught stealing. instead, inning continues. that's baseball.

 

Nice rebound from Marwin's error and the umps error

 

What do you mean, finally? He beat Seattle on the 16th. Seriously, do you have some type of mental issue or something? Why do you root for a team when you basically don't like hardly anyone on it? That's just twisted ****, man.