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Dumbest Band names in Rock History

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DFWRocket, Jul 2, 2013.

  1. heypartner

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    Names of bands, just like brands, aren't about being great. They are about not sucking like,,, The The

    Don't try to hard and keep it simple. Your music will do the rest

    That said. One of my favorite drummers/producers in town named a "band" The Free Radicals". I do like well done puns. And it wasn't a band but an revolving group a people who like to jam to jazz
     
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    My Bloody Valentine
    Neutral Milk Hotel
    Dr. Dog
    Butthole Surfers
     
  3. liljojo

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    LED Zeppelin is a pretty sweet name

    As for dumb names, I always thought Boyz II Men was a ridiculous name for a band.
     
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    Maroon 5

    Pearl Jam
     
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    Barenaked Ladies

    Goo Goo Dolls
     
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    John Dillinger's Escape Plan is a pretty cool name, even though their music sounds like it was transplanted directly from the brain of someone having a terrible LSD episode.
     
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    Thievery Corporation is a pretty bad ass name for a band as well.
     
  9. heypartner

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    sorry...pretty stupid name. just like ima_drummer2k said.

    do you really think he overlooked that name.

    Why is Led Zeppelin a great name? It's not...it's the music.

    just like ima_drummer2k said.
     
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    Hootie and the Blowfish is just r****ded.
     
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    36 Crazyfists
     
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    worst/best band names

    john cougar concentration camp - they had to change their name after the coug threatened to sue them
    REO speed dealer - had to change their name to speed dealer after legal threats
    king gizzard and the lizard wizard - a band with a name that dumb should not be as good as they are

    there used to be a band in austin called comanche abortion, which is pretty horrible.

    early 90's band - 'when people were shorter and lived closer to the water'
     
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    My favorite is Austin band I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness
     
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    limp bizkit
     
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    Lol... I wonder if Butthole Surfers AND Limp Bis kit ever tour together...o_O
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    another one fore limp bizkit. and i had no clue what it meant until it was explained to Richard on silicon valley
     
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    Was going to put this as well. What a shitty name lulzz
     
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