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My ex, and the regrettable mail-order car

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DrNuegebauer, Sep 21, 2017.

  1. DrNuegebauer

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    I recently purchased a new mail-order car and am getting some buyers remorse as I am thinking that I should have purchased a different car. I just found this out because my I saw my old car outside the bar that my gf and I go with and I was eyeballing it and bumping into tables all night long. It was like middle school drama. I literally couldn't ignore it all night long, but the bar owner told me how my new car was nothing but a sob story.

    Unfortunately though I am locked in to my car and if I decided to sell it I would lose at least a few thousand bucks.

    It sux because my mail-order car wasn't so disappointing until I saw my ex. I have honestly had zero contact with it in years. I've just moved on.
    I'm trying to live a drama free life, but now the car seems as much fun to drive as flinging poo. If I were to let out why I sold it, and its roll in the end of my first marriage, I would be utterly humiliated, and that's not something I care to do.

    Not sure what I can do other than just suck it up and deal with it. How long until I get over it. Is this going to be a lifelong personal vendetta or will I ever move past it.

    At some point I'll eventually get over it I'm sure but man it sucks to know that you are locked into a purchase like this.

    Speaking of crap: there was a big pile of poop on my morning paper this morning. weird. never seen a dog do that before. just not my week.
     
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    deserves its own thread
     
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    Cant wait for basketball to be back. This is getting pathetic.
     
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    I don't understand. Is the old car your ex? Is your GF your new car? Is this a metaphor? Who is the bar owner? Another car? Are you a mechanophiliac or some sort of cyborg?
     
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    "Your Delta Tau Chi name is Turd Sandwich."
     
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    Stay woke
     
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    Put dick in exhaust pipe or exhaust pipe in *******?
     
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    Pimp them both out to Uber, collect the $$$ Winning
     
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    careful. Extraction of said member could take hours, as happened to an unfortunate man in Germany recently

    http://mashable.com/2017/09/18/man-penis-stuck-in-barbell-gemrany/#o1VnagKinqqJ

    Firefighters spent 3 hours rescuing man that got his penis stuck in a barbell

    There's nothing quite like cozying up to a nice cold chunk of metal.

    Firefighters in Worms, Germany, shared a fun story to its Facebook page on Friday in an attempt at showing how delicate the team of first responders can be during a sensitive rescue mission.

    "The professional fire brigade was called to the hospital in Worms," a translated version of the Facebook post reads. "One person had a very sensitive body part in the hole of a 2.5 kg dumbbell disc."
    more at the link
     
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    Take penis out, pee in gas hole to assert dominance. CARpe Diem.
     
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    Da *** did I just read
     
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    Reading the thread title...

    I really thought it was going to say "my ex and the regrettable mail order bride", and my friends...we would have been in for an epic thread.
     
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    I have shamed my family.
     
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    Your babblings are completely illegible due to excessive lack of punctuation, absence of intelligible grammar, and abstract vernacular.

    Kids, this is why you shouldn't do drugs.
     
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