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Ted Cruz = Jontro?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by el gnomo, Sep 12, 2017.

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  1. Carl Herrera

    Carl Herrera Member

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    Well, Grayson does hold the ball a bit too much.

    Somebody should get comments from the actors in the video.
     
    #21 Carl Herrera, Sep 12, 2017
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  2. Rashmon

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    #22 Rashmon, Sep 12, 2017
  3. heypartner

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    Is it just me, or did no one else know that Twitter had p*rn feeds. :eek:

    I'm embarrassed Ted Cruz discovered it before me. That's what I get for following only Feigen and Morey, I guess. You'd think Maury would have at least liked some OB/GYN pr0n by now ... but I suppose he "knows how Twitter works"
     
    #23 heypartner, Sep 12, 2017
  4. Buck Turgidson

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    How do we know he's not one of the underground lizard overlords wearing a human skin suit?

    That. Is. Awesome.
     
    #24 Buck Turgidson, Sep 12, 2017
  5. LosPollosHermanos

    LosPollosHermanos BOL BOL
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    Is that the one where the stepdaughter sees her mom and wants in on the action, or the mom sees the stepdaughter and wants in?

    Important deets, hmu asap.
     
    #25 LosPollosHermanos, Sep 12, 2017
  6. el gnomo

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    I believe it was a tweet that showed a few minutes of the vid... it worked when i posted it, but looks like it's not working now.
     
    #26 el gnomo, Sep 12, 2017
  7. Raz

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    You can always rely on Twitter...



     
    #27 Raz, Sep 12, 2017
  8. rocketsjudoka

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    This is 4D chess by Ted Cruz to make him seem more relateable.
     
    #28 rocketsjudoka, Sep 13, 2017
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    #29 VanityHalfBlack, Sep 13, 2017
  10. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    Sure, a "member" of your "staff" was to blame, sexy Ted. You are winking so hard you will sprain your eye.
     
    #30 B-Bob, Sep 13, 2017
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  11. Carl Herrera

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    Low hanging fruit, man.
     
    #31 Carl Herrera, Sep 13, 2017
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  12. Buck Turgidson

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    It is the most human-like thing he's done in recent memory.
     
    #32 Buck Turgidson, Sep 13, 2017
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    Couldn't stop laughing ;-)
     
    #33 zksb09, Sep 13, 2017
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    The most honest thing Ted Cruz has done in a while.
     
    #34 MystikArkitect, Sep 13, 2017
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