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[Assets] Astros Aquire Kate Upton

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  1. AkeemTheDreem86

    AkeemTheDreem86 Member

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    #1 AkeemTheDreem86, Sep 1, 2017
  2. DreamShook

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    Kate Upton takes the "ass" out of assets.

    Can we start a cake fund for Kate? every little bit counts.

    My goodness gracious! straight up-and-down booty! Back to ankles! BACK TO ANKLES!!

    hasn't Houston suffered enough!?

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  3. bigdaddy

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    I told my wife the Astros traded for Kate Upton. She said who's that, is it a girl? Why would they trade for a girl? Lol
     
    #3 bigdaddy, Sep 1, 2017
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  4. juicystream

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    Who the is looking at her ass?
     
    #4 juicystream, Sep 1, 2017
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    Guess the tigers traded two uptons yesterday
     
    #5 zeeshan2, Sep 1, 2017
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    You don't want to be sexist and make rude comments. But man, that is one beautiful woman.

    Sincerely,

    Captain Obvious
     
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    So overrated.
     
    #7 chievous minniefield, Sep 1, 2017
  8. Nook

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    Beautiful face and chest. Those man hips and complete lack of an ass is so disappointing. Still a beautiful woman but.... hard to overcome no ass.
     
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  9. Houstunna

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    Guess not everyone is a doggie fan.

    Pretty girl
     
    #9 Houstunna, Sep 1, 2017
  10. edwardc

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    I'm going to get season tickets now.;);)
     
    #10 edwardc, Sep 1, 2017
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    [​IMG]
     
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    You guys are ****ing hilarious.
     
    #12 dandorotik, Sep 1, 2017
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    Not a single person on this thread wouldn't get with someone of Kate's caliber unless they just prefer dudes instead.
     
    #13 SooneRockStro, Sep 1, 2017
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    @Pen15clubber
     
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    I know, you just have to laugh at how utterly full of **** they are.
     
    #15 dandorotik, Sep 2, 2017
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    #16 Pen15clubber, Sep 2, 2017
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    http://www.famously.com/celebrities/sports/kate-upton-justin-verlander-dating-slump-tigers-pitcher/

    A friend of mine from Detroit says everyone there thinks she's the devil and Verlander has not been the same pitcher since they started dating.
     
    #17 The Real Shady, Sep 2, 2017
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    #18 dandorotik, Sep 2, 2017
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    Having to hold heavy breasts wears out your arm?
     
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