*Simmons. The guy with the perfect defense got humbled. There should be a way to charge him with all of the runs. Also f**k Valbuena
Love me some McCann. Give that man as many cortisone shots as he needs as long as Stassi or Centeno aren't seeing regular playing time!
End it here Giles. Don't flirt with letting Trout get to the plate. He's 0-17 but that just means he's due to crush our souls.