But if Burt is part of a multi-verse and in his timeline Melo is already a Rocket, why would he post this information in our universe? What is he doing in this timeline? Will we soon see someone from the future arrive to enforce the temporal prime directive and correct this timeline? So many questions, so few chicken wings.
Maybe he got in a accident and hit his head on Tuesday and lost his Short Term Memory. Now ... everyday is Tuesday.
In the original timeline, melo did join us on 7/25, however Burt was like if I go back and call it ahead of time, I could've became famous and probably get some profit off this. So he went back in time and planted this news, then went back. Except this tweet changed the course of history. So now we live in an new branch that could be desotried by the enforcers. Burt screwed us all over.
So you're telling me there's a timeline where Rockets fans are celebrating the arrival of Carmelo and we're stuck here in this timeline in a perpetual F5 loop? Curses!
Melo may not physically be a Rocket today but as of 5:45PM yesterday he's a Rocket by heart. Only Burt knows what lies inside the mind of a basketball player and he called this one 100%. Ut omnes unum sint, Burt.
Shoot. One of the worst things about twitter is these people getting all casual with multi-branch timeline meddling.
