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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Daddy Long Legs, Jul 21, 2017.

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  1. jsingles

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    #21 jsingles, Jul 23, 2017
  2. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    Arent those escorting websites?

    Have you tried them?

    Did you get arrested or aids?
     
    #22 Daddy Long Legs, Jul 23, 2017
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    #23 FTW Rockets FTW, Jul 24, 2017
  4. Daddy Long Legs

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    Ended up going to a 24/7 spa on westheimer yesterday. Forgot the name.

    I knew somethin was up when the lady who came out to greet me had huge boobies and could hardly speak english.

    She brought me back to a small dimly lit room for what she called "a table shower"

    I got naked, got rubbed down in a pretty stinky oil, and then she asked me if I had more money while she started to tug my private. It was at that point that I knew, I had to get the **** outta there. I felt pretty violated bro.

    I'm not a sexual deviant like @Le$$ so I threw my pants on and got out in a hurry. I hope that her feelings weren't hurt.
     
    #24 Daddy Long Legs, Jul 24, 2017
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  5. Snow Villiers

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    RIP Mathrocker tbh...
    :(:(:(
     
    #25 Snow Villiers, Jul 24, 2017
  6. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

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    Pretty traumatic man
     
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    Nope.

    Neither Mathchief. Waiting on you to try em and give me your review so I know if I should give em a try.
     
    #27 ferrari77, Jul 25, 2017
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    Guys who pay for it are either autistic or losers.
     
    #28 Brown Lost It, Jul 25, 2017
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    I was just sitting down to my usual breakfast of captain crunch mixed with half and half and kahlua, then I happened upon this rub and tug thread.

    Clutchfans 10/10
     
    #29 Tha_Dude, Jul 25, 2017
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    Free legitimate massages are the best.

    [​IMG]
     
    #30 Jugdish, Jul 25, 2017
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    I once ate a huge bowl of Cocoa Puffs with Kahlua...



    and then I threw up.
     
    #31 MacLovin, Jul 25, 2017
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    Your cereal choice sounds pretty righteous dude!
     
    #32 davidio840, Jul 25, 2017
  13. Snow Villiers

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    Or fat. Don't forget fat.
     
    #33 Snow Villiers, Jul 25, 2017
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    Or seksy time.
     
    #34 daywalker02, Jul 25, 2017
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    Guys like @ferrari77 and @Brown Lost It are derailing my massage thread into a pay for sex thread. Smh...

    Thanks anyone who gave any real reccomendations.
     
    #35 Daddy Long Legs, Jul 25, 2017
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    OP is gross. Encouraging sex trafficking. Deserves to be banned.
     
    #36 FTW Rockets FTW, Jul 25, 2017
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    How dare you sir!
    I gave you legitimate websites to research legitimate massage spots around Houston. LEGEETIMATE! (Or so I was told by reddit).

    Regardless, this is how you insult me? By making such libelous claims on here?

    Good day sir!

    No. Don't try to stop me. I said GOOD DAY SIR!
    *Storming out of this thread....and looking for the Hot Asian/Black/Latin chicks thread*
     
    #37 ferrari77, Jul 25, 2017
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  18. The Real Shady

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    Where is a good place for a Nuru message?
     
    #38 The Real Shady, Jul 25, 2017
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    Huge boobies, could barely speak English, and she started to tug your private... so you jumped off the table and ran out of there?

    [​IMG]
     
    #39 el gnomo, Jul 25, 2017
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    I tried to steer you in the right direction. Finding the other kind of place really isn't that...hard.
     
    #40 Buck Turgidson, Jul 25, 2017
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