All this talk about Melo, CP3, role players...YAWN. Let's ask the question that people really want to know about. Will James Harden rock the short shorts next season? He has been seen this offseason donning the shorties multiple times at ASU practice and at the Drew League. That dude from the Celtics already sports the short shorts in the league so we know it is a thing. Pros: Showcases James' quads and hammies, improved mobility. Cons: Less coolness, opens up potential criticism for pointy knees.
I hope he wears a Thong Then we can attract the Maker of Thongs here. _holic faints. Clutchfans Profit
No, he depends on long shorts to sell his flops. With short shorts Harden is not an All-Star anymore.
Hope this doesn't spoil the awesome poll, but it's been established Harden isn't actually wearing short shorts. He's folding up regular longs, inwardly. I think he's testing his stardom to see if he can make a "fetch" trend happen with his followers. Here's an article about Harden doing this. http://uproxx.com/dimemag/nba-short-shorts/2/ In the last few weeks, as players have Snapped and Instagrammed their way through pre-preseason training, we’ve seen Dwyane Wade, “Birdman” Chris Andersen, Richard Jefferson and fashion focal point, James Harden, rocking short shorts. It’s Harden who sticks out from that group, even if he was only wearing rolled up short shorts as a joke in practice. There’s a polarity to James these days because he carries a heavy offensive load and has been exposed in YouTube videos and SB Nation GIFs as something other than an elite defender. But even those people who hate Harden and think he initiates contact on every Euro-Step drive, there’s one thing we can all agree on: James Harden is cool. James is so cool, he might be able to single-handedly bring back short shorts, simply by wearing them as a joke in practice. Harden is so fetch.
Was he in short-shorts for game 6, then? Because he played like he might have accidentally also folded his dick in during the process.
