This is the type of win we need against these b****es. Just keep pouring it on to make sure it really is over.
Yeah, guy on first, comebacker to the mound, easy DP, Feliz turns and fires a strike to the bag and Altuve, having totally forgotten to cover the bag, watches the ball sail into CF. 2B at this park has some sort of weird mojo around it. I blame Odor.
The only thing that can save this game for the Blue Jays is if the holy triumvirate shows up. That means Alex Lifeson, Geddy Lee, and Neil Peart of Rush have to be in the house. Otherwise, you're sh_t out of luck.