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Luke Kennard is the new Chandler Parsons

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by TheRealist137, Jun 23, 2017.

  1. TheRealist137

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    Pffft this dude is not as cute as Chandler..

    Plus, that hair line is gone in 3 years; Kennard will be moving into the JVG cul-de-sac soon.

    PLUS, Chandler is an expert douchebag. It would take Kennard at least 10 years to reach Portions level of douchebaggery

    PLUS, Portions was dating 2 other girls while courting the female in those pics. Can she really be considered an ex or just a jumpoff?

    PLUS, Kennard's recruitment game is suspect. Duke's roster wasn't great the time he was there. I question his interpersonal skills. We all know this is where Chandler excels!
     
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    I stopped reading there.
     
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  4. TheRealist137

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    True but remember, Chandler transformed from an under the radar 2nd round pick to a too cool for school cocky douchebag in record time once he arrived in the NBA. Give Kennard a chance. Parsons is a finished product while Kennard is just starting his journey
     
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    Fits her well.
     
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  6. BigMaloe

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    What's his instagram game like tho? Does it even compare?
     
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    chandsome was cute and then hot in his short prime. this one is generic. can't compare a prius to an established camry.
     
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    Sorry, the position is already taken. Try again, Nard.


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  10. FTW Rockets FTW

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    No way. Chandsome had some swag

    This dude looks like a nerdy IT guy.
     
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    ain't got nothing on chandler.

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    Anybody feel like this dude is going to be a bust? Reminds me of Jimmer. Was really surprised when they took him over Mitchell.
     
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    Sweet. Can't wait til this guy goes to #Kencun in a few years.
     
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    No way. Chandler is way better looking.

    Any guy would choose to look like Chandler and not like Luke Kennard.

    Are you blind, dude????
     
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    Chandsome owns.
     
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    He's just average. Chandler is better looking.
    Unfortunately I didn't see a single good looking player in this draft. Especially that Lonzo Ball looks like an orc.
     
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    Parsons became an elite level ******* with the advent of Proactive Acne solution. Clear skin was Chandler's only barrier to God level vanity. Clear skin is an attainable goal with even second round money.

    Kennard is already starting at a tremendous deficit: his hair line is already in steep decline (and homey is not that cute). One of the richest players in sports, Lebron James, can't combat baldness. Kennard's only hope is if his swag level over compensates for his mediocre looks. Luke will have to embrace his baldness a la Jason Statham to even be in the room with the likes of Chandler Parsons who is in the 99th percentile of b****assness.

    I'm rooting for the kid though! If Kennard can get to the illustrious douchebag level of "100 billion bags of douche" like Chandler Parsons, get them in a room together, and maybe they create a douche paradox that breaks space time.
     
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    Not at all. The thing with Jimmer is that he was just a shooter. His method of scoring is just pulling up from wherever as soon as he has enough space. Kennard on the other hand is an incredible shooter but he also has craftiness that allows him to score around the basket. Beautiful ball fakes, stop and pops and pretty damn good handles for a white boy. He has a ton of moves in his array. Jimmer was also severely undersized for a strict shooter. And the short arm thing may be a concern on the defensive end but it's a huge plus on offense bc of how quickly it allows him to get off his shot.
     
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