Oxford comma

Half of German words are run-ons.

 

We definitely love those run-on sentences, but also use the comma in a lot of stylish ways.

 

i couldn't afford it. i use uh comma

 

Eh, it took me a long time but I've gotten out of using it.

When I was on Tinder, two different girls listed "the oxford comma" under their likes. I went on a couple of dates with one of them and she said she didn't know the other girl. She thought she was so clever and original putting that.

 

You use UH comma because you didn't have the grades in high school to use any other commas, not because you couldn't afford it.

 

so i didn't have the grades and i was poor

 

Thats the only area I've seen mention of Oxford comma. By women being all snooty with their "qualifications" lol. Its not all uppity chicks obviously.

 

noice. I was on my phone, didn't see @Rocketman95 's second post. well played.

 

The first post is a line from the song too. See my post after RMs 2nd. That's the line

 

nope, missed this one too. you guys are good

 

I should just stick to underboobs on Fridays

 

Gentlemen use the Oxford comma. Barbarians do not.

 

Came for Oxford Comma discussion, left for teh fap.

 

So you're saying we should start executing Millennials? I'm in.

 

But what would we do with all the excess pink shorts and neon sunglasses?

 

This post is dedicated to my parents, cheese and God.

 

Same thing we did with the NY Knicks NBA champion t-shirts back in the day...send them to Africa.