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What is the most boring thing you can buy tickets to?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by jacoby, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. the shark

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    Try some LSD and I'm sure you'll think of some stuff.
     
  2. Surfguy

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    Geology lecture

    Brit Pink Floyd (who are these people? just kidding)
     
  3. joeson332

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    Man I rememeber in middle school everyone tried to convince me he was funny, he isnt
     
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  4. kevC

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    Nothing is quite as bad as really terrible stand up comedy. I would go to an open mic at a shitty bar or something.
     
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  5. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    Wedding convention, dresses, flowers, other mindless vendors.
     
  6. HR Dept

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    A foreign film in the romance genre and without subtitles.
     
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  7. Bäumer

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    That is just painful though. If he is going for boring I would so go to a crappy community college or high school play.
     
  8. ROCKSS

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    Paducah Kentucky for the annual Quilt convention.......you might even get a hook up from the blue hairs if you bring some heroin
     
  9. ROXTXIA

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    If heroin and skydiving are your thing, pretty much anything else will seem boring to you.
     
  10. Os Trigonum

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    for $3 each you could ride the subway all day. that would probably do it
     
  11. gucci888

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    Watching card tricks in the last row of a Pen and Teller show was easily the most boring ticket I've ever bought.
     
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  12. B-Bob

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    Long Island Train out and back. A bit more expensive I guess but even less people watching of merit.
     
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    A lecture on physics.

    Fifty shades darker.

    Preseason baseball game.
     
  14. omgTHEpotential

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    Reminded me of this

     
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  15. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    [​IMG]
     
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  16. jbasket

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    Education will set you free... er I mean put you to sleep?
     
  17. Buck Turgidson

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    And chisel an electric car and an apartment from his dad?
     
  18. jacoby

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    The bicycle tour was put on hold. I wasn't blowing smoke though. I dropped nearly $4,000 on a bike.

    I put a down payment on a Model 3.
     

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