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Parsons: "I Suck Right Now"

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by TdashDUB, Mar 6, 2017.

  1. donkeypunch

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    WTF did I just see that I cant unsee now?
     
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  2. asianballa23

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    when's the last time he doesn't suck?
     
  3. oelman44

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    Parsons honestly looks terrible everytime I've seen him play. He just lacks the explosiveness he once had I guess. Parsons was a great off-ball scorer to Harden, looking back I'm glad we didn't sign him but he was almost the perfect player to have alongside Harden. Good defense, good transition scorer, good overall finisher, decent shooter, good passer and plays great within the offense without demanding the ball. He also has one of the dirtiest pump-fakes in the NBA.

    Also, wtf was that video? Did he really just suck on another dude's tit, multiple times? I mean not judging but damn what are you doing man?
     
  4. MystikArkitect

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    Once your athleticism goes then you have to like, work and stuff. He's team mates with Vince freaking Carter. The literal embodiment of someone who isn't trying to coast on his glory years.
     
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  5. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    Wasn't this from a few weeks ago or did he do it again (lol)?
     
  6. apcgamb24

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    It's crazy that despite the injuries, even Lin is playing pretty well while Parsons has just wet the bed this season.

    I thought Hayward would be better than him, but I thought Parsons would be a star in his own right.
     
  7. Pen15clubber

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    @DaDakota please for once eat your words
     
  8. lnchan

    lnchan Sugar Land Leonard
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    How does Jlin feel about this...?



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  9. Tfor3

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    Didn't know he was gay/bi. Whatever floats ur boat.
     
  10. ThatBoyNick

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    Homoerotic, Homosanity.
     
  12. tmactoyao

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    Lmao wtf did I just watch... why is he doing that
     

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