Harden in a Lakers jersey??? ESPN would fall over themselves. Overnight, Harden's game would become a monument of unparalleled efficiency with tiny, insignificant flaws. Pundits like Windhorst would wax poetic about how Harden changed the way we measure greatness (i.e. Advanced metrics). Harden's game would be touted as the future of the NBA, while volume players like Westbrook would be relegated as relics of the past. Don't doubt it.
James Harden league MVP will make sure the Rockets win 119-112. O'Bannon brothers gave Harden a deep, powerful talk.
We should definitely swoop on Gentile RIGHT NOW! Dude is a scorching hot 16% from 3 (in 33 games) this year, and his 6ppg and 3rpg (ok 2.7) would be enough for the DMo brigade to latch on to a new white hero. Despite his crappy numbers, and the fact he got cut, and the fact nobody wants him, I hear Gentile can box out really well, and is the ultimate role player and a very smart basketballer who has elite passing skills (despite not registering many assists). I can't wait.
