While this is harsh and a bit unnecessary, I couldn't stop cringing while reading the op. So I gotta say, I completely understand this sentiment. topfive is a very good poster, but man those nicknames in the op were just so so bad. This is what I feel. There isn't a reason to give a corny nickname for everything. Even the cool nicknames like "the rocket launchers" have been recycled from ideas that were thrown around in the past. They both have nicknames already anyway.