1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

James Harden needs to embrace lettuce

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by KingCheetah, Feb 16, 2017.

Page 1 of 6
  1. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2002
    Messages:
    59,291
    Likes Received:
    53,113
    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
    #1 KingCheetah, Feb 16, 2017
    Ramathorn006, RocketWalta, Tha_Dude and 6 others like this.
  2. Os Trigonum

    Os Trigonum Okogie Only Fan
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    May 2, 2014
    Messages:
    84,705
    Likes Received:
    126,387
    this is a thread I can get behind, especially in these dark days of the all star break. would rep if rep still existed.
     
    #2 Os Trigonum, Feb 16, 2017
    hakeem94, Mr Chuck Norris, KingCheetah and 1 other person like this.
  3. tochiee22

    tochiee22 Member

    Joined:
    Jun 20, 2013
    Messages:
    2,065
    Likes Received:
    1,886
    Just as I was starting to get rep'd like never before, they get rid of the system. Fml
     
    #3 tochiee22, Feb 16, 2017
    Pen15clubber, ISOBall, Nook and 3 others like this.
  4. DreamShook

    DreamShook Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2008
    Messages:
    77,541
    Likes Received:
    128,837
    I don't know why I like this thread.. but I do.

    We can seriously try to unpack this thread until the end of time and not fully understand what @KingCheetah is talking about..

    Does Harden need more fiber? does lettuce even contain fiber?

    Does Harden need to do more chores to build hand strength? ionno.
     
    #4 DreamShook, Feb 16, 2017
    da_juice, BHannes2BHonest, KingCheetah and 2 others like this.
  5. Daddy Long Legs

    Daddy Long Legs H- Town Harden

    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2016
    Messages:
    10,984
    Likes Received:
    13,588
    Im just glad you embrace john frusciante and omar rodriguez lopez
     
    #5 Daddy Long Legs, Feb 16, 2017
    KingCheetah likes this.
  6. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2002
    Messages:
    58,232
    Likes Received:
    42,090
    Yes, he does, KC. Does anyone know what dressing he prefers, or does he take his lettuce straight?

    [​IMG]
     
    #6 Deckard, Feb 16, 2017
    Last edited: Feb 16, 2017
    KingCheetah likes this.
  7. napalm06

    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2008
    Messages:
    27,181
    Likes Received:
    31,002
    Everyone appreciates a thread that just makes you sit back and think.
     
    #7 napalm06, Feb 16, 2017
    Daddy Long Legs and KingCheetah like this.
  8. rocketsballin

    rocketsballin Member

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2012
    Messages:
    8,041
    Likes Received:
    1,483
    no lie i heard fat pple wipe their ass with lettuce
     
    #8 rocketsballin, Feb 16, 2017
    Pen15clubber and KingCheetah like this.
  9. Zen Tabak

    Zen Tabak Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2012
    Messages:
    1,325
    Likes Received:
    2,649
    lettuce ponder this koan
     
    #9 Zen Tabak, Feb 16, 2017
    DonKnock and KingCheetah like this.
  10. BigMaloe

    BigMaloe Member

    Joined:
    Jan 7, 2012
    Messages:
    15,265
    Likes Received:
    18,375
    Not sure if mar1juana thread or fat joke.

    Or is this the new unsorted?
     
    #10 BigMaloe, Feb 16, 2017
    Pen15clubber, Emtenndo, Daddy Long Legs and 2 others like this.
  11. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Member

    Joined:
    Nov 8, 2002
    Messages:
    46,550
    Likes Received:
    6,135
    He doesn't put lettuce in his chipotle?
     
    #11 Mr. Clutch, Feb 16, 2017
    Pen15clubber, robgue and KingCheetah like this.
  12. Rodman23

    Rodman23 .GIF

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2012
    Messages:
    5,853
    Likes Received:
    3,606
    the devils lettuce? im sure he has already
     
    #12 Rodman23, Feb 16, 2017
    KingCheetah likes this.
  13. Nook

    Nook Member

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2008
    Messages:
    61,745
    Likes Received:
    140,139
    He prefers A1.
     
    #13 Nook, Feb 16, 2017
    Pen15clubber, DonKnock, RocketWalta and 3 others like this.
  14. BamBam

    BamBam Member

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2003
    Messages:
    9,911
    Likes Received:
    10,497
    [​IMG]

    o_O......;)

    .......
    .......
    .......
     
    #14 BamBam, Feb 16, 2017
    Pen15clubber, Emtenndo, DonKnock and 3 others like this.
  15. alethios

    alethios Member

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2008
    Messages:
    7,974
    Likes Received:
    6,016
    Cleverly disguised trade thread? Who does the lettuce refer to, if the lettuce referred to anyone?
     
    #15 alethios, Feb 16, 2017
    KingCheetah likes this.
  16. donkeypunch

    donkeypunch Member

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2013
    Messages:
    20,865
    Likes Received:
    23,945
    [​IMG]
     
    #16 donkeypunch, Feb 16, 2017
    KingCheetah likes this.
  17. Shroopy2

    Shroopy2 Member

    Joined:
    Feb 16, 2003
    Messages:
    16,451
    Likes Received:
    2,260
    Leafy greens help with eyesight, which can help in seeing the court better. Should start on good habits now before waiting until he's old and almost blind
     
    #17 Shroopy2, Feb 16, 2017
    Pen15clubber, RocketWalta and KingCheetah like this.
  18. J.R.

    J.R. Member

    Joined:
    Jun 30, 2008
    Messages:
    115,631
    Likes Received:
    181,347
    Lettuce embrace James Harden.
     
    #18 J.R., Feb 16, 2017
    Pen15clubber, DonKnock, Mathloom and 4 others like this.
  19. heypartner

    heypartner Member

    Joined:
    Oct 27, 1999
    Messages:
    63,918
    Likes Received:
    59,803
    This is too close to embracing tossing salad for me to fully get behind this thread.
     
    #19 heypartner, Feb 16, 2017
    Pen15clubber, DonKnock and KingCheetah like this.
  20. FTW Rockets FTW

    FTW Rockets FTW Member

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2011
    Messages:
    27,724
    Likes Received:
    21,397
    Does the lettuce cause the big farts as per ESPN?
     
    #20 FTW Rockets FTW, Feb 16, 2017
    Pen15clubber, KingCheetah, alethios and 3 others like this.
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 1 of 6

Share This Page