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Ryan Anderson's trash?!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by heypartner, Feb 13, 2017.

  1. roslolian

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    WTF is with this injury smh. How do you get injured pushing down the trash? Makes mr glass look like superman. The injury is so hilarious I aint even mad.
     
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  2. ABS

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    What could possibly cut this dude's finger that he needed to go to the doctor' office? I got my finger tangled in a mess hauling out trash because of the handle but a "cut needing a doctor' visit.

    Wow...ha.
     
  3. Brown Lost It

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    $20 million a season why is this man touching trash?
     
  4. heypartner

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    OJ should have used this excuse rather than saying he punched a hotel mirror.

    Sounds like a cover up
     
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  5. ABS

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    ....to find his touch again.
     
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  6. Tha_Dude

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    The dude completely understands Ryan's trash can dilemma.

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  7. motleydeflep6

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    There was glass in the trash and it cut him
     
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  8. Easy

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    I have grown to HATE Ryan Anderson's trash.

    Thread worthy topic.
     
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  9. ABS

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    Yep, he's trash just like his trash. All Morey gotta do is accidentially "cut" him in a trade for Ibaka. At least he can say it was an accident.
     
  10. J Sizzle

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    If only Morey would stop kicking all these cans down the road maybe Ryno wouldn't have so much trash to clean up...
     
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  11. Swapshop

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    I can just see the next injury. It starts like this.. "I was taking a dump and a hoard of spiders came to attack me. Out of fear I jumped up as fast as I could and pulled my back out." Out for 4 weeks.

    Honestly I would have loved to see these guys in school. "Teacher I don't have my homework because I was cleaning my fish bowl when the fish jumped out of its bowl and landed on my homework. When I tried to save my homework got shredded in the process."

    Next day something different. Always something.
     
  12. Os Trigonum

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    more likely:

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  13. Swapshop

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    The shattered glass is a metaphor for his dreams of becoming an NBA champion?
     
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  15. Rocket River

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    Put some duct tape and dirt on that sh*t and get in the game - Coach

    Rocket River
     
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    Houston should train his physical fitness to build him more muscles on his legs and dont let him take rest. No shooting exercise in his hand
     
  17. juanm34

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    WTF! Is Ryno doing with galvanized trash cans? Surely his community equips the residents with those big ol' plastic bins???
    SMH....:rolleyes:o_O
     
  18. ABS

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    That's the problem. You can't put no muslces on that lanky, wanting-to-be-fat frame. It won't work. He can pump iron for a year and his body will be like,

    "Ryan, you know we ain't about that life! Just stop!"
     
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  19. Swapshop

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    Actually more I think it would be more like this.
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  20. ABS

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    ....lol.
     

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