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Ryan Anderson's trash?!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by heypartner, Feb 13, 2017.

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  1. DreamShook

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    There's a great "kicking the can" joke in here somewhere.. It's.. on... the.. tip.. of.. my. tongue.. I lost it..
     
    #21 DreamShook, Feb 13, 2017
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    Good call on the American spice girls jam. I'm listening to it as I type.

    In thoughtful response to the question posed in the above post, I believe that we as Rocket fans should respond to this incident with potent and effective punitive measures. Therefore, until "Ryno" heals from his self-inflicted thumb ouchie, he shall be known as "trash panda" since he's hairy, has five digits that can still be used to hold things, and is white like an actual panda.

    Once Ryan Anderson regains full use of his opposable thumb then the appropriate anthropomorphic "Ryno" moniker shall be reinstated.
     
    #22 RocketWalta, Feb 13, 2017
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  3. lastreg

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    Not as toxic as Manu's sausage, he'll be fine by wednesday.
     
    #23 lastreg, Feb 13, 2017
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    Of course it was the shooting hand..o_O
     
    #24 DonKnock, Feb 13, 2017
  5. Red Hova

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    Good injury to not get traded for Ibaka, ;). I actually want him to stay on the team, but the timing is perfect.
     
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    I guess you can take the title 2 ways lol
     
    #26 cbs1507, Feb 13, 2017
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  7. touring_low

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    Thought this post was about him literally being trash lol. How da **** do u cut ur finger taking out trash?! Lmfao.
     
    #27 touring_low, Feb 13, 2017
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  8. J Sizzle

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    You want Ryno to be homeless?

    :(
     
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  9. DreamShook

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    We get Road Anderson because Anderson is forced to be on the Road? @J Sizzle gets it. #RoadRyno #GypsyRyno.
     
    #29 DreamShook, Feb 13, 2017
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    Seriously? There have been football players who played on broken legs. Skin, lol.

    What's next, manicure pain? Smh...
     
    #30 Hakeemtheking, Feb 13, 2017
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    My favorite memory of that was when someone on clutchfans posted "He probably pulled the bullet out and dunked it on the perp."

    Top 5 CF posts.
     
    #31 cdrive, Feb 13, 2017
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    Are we starting dekker? This could be what Codman was talking about. Starting the rookie to showcase due to an "injury".
     
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    Call up Wiltjer pls
     
    #33 Spacemoth, Feb 13, 2017
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    Carl Landry - DNP - HE GOT SHOT
     
    #34 Brown Lost It, Feb 13, 2017
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    What thread did cod post in?
     
    #35 Crashlanded19, Feb 13, 2017
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    Could've sworn there was already a thread here titled "Ryan Anderson's trash."
     
    #37 topfive, Feb 13, 2017
  18. Os Trigonum

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    I love Ryan Anderson's trash. I am serious.
     
    #38 Os Trigonum, Feb 13, 2017
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    Doesn't sound good. You don't go to the emergency room if it's just a little scrape. Luckily we have only one game before the all-star break.

    Hopefully it's not a Roger Metzger type injury.
     
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    TMZ: He was holding a beer with one hand and pushing the trash with the other one, that's when Terrence Jones deleibertly stumped over his thump
     
    #40 Exiled, Feb 13, 2017
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