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After perusing the upcoming programme: I find it devoid of formidable peers until Jan 20/GSW

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SamFisher, Dec 28, 2016.

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  1. peleincubus

    peleincubus Member

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    Sam. Good job.

    If they haven't lost by the Warriors game and then somehow win that game. I may just write an epic poem that would accurately portray your stature as a god of Clutchfans.
     
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    Can we have 17-win streak heading into the game against Warriors?
     
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    It's okay. It happens.
     
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    ****OFFICIAL BULLETIN*****
    ****CLUTCHFANS EYES ONLY****

    IN LIGHT OF RECENT INJURIES AFFECTING ERIC GORDON AND THE COLD FRONT CURRENTLY SETTLING OVER THE GREATER TWIN CITIES METROPOLITAN AREA, AS WELL AS THIS BEING THE 5TH GAME IN 8 NIGHTS, AND DESPITE MINNESOTA'S NON-PEER STATUS, A TARP GAME WARNING IS HEREBY ISSUED.

    THE ROCKETS CHANCE OF VICTORY IS LOWERED FROM 99.9% to 98.4%.

    CALMNESS IS URGED BUT IN LIGHT OF CIRCUMSTANCES FREAKING OUT (LEVEL 1) AND FATALISM (LEVEL 2) ARE PERMISSIBLE

    ****END BULLETIN****
    ****END TRANSMISSION****
     
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    He's waited his whole life for this moment!
     
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    Next 8:

    Tue, Jan 17, @MIA
    Wed, Jan 18, MIL
    Fri, Jan 20, GS (L)
    Sat, Jan 21, @MEM (L)
    Mon, Jan 23, p@mil
    Wed, Jan 25, 'p@bos (L)
    Fri, Jan 27, @PHI
    Sun, Jan 29, @IND

    IMO, 5-3. Maybe worse.

    That's a lot of road games. Capela coming back will help. Also depends on what Bucks team shows up each time. They are scarier than their record.

    After this stretch, the Rockets finish up with 19/31 games at home, including only 3 back-to-backs.
     
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  8. jayfree

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    We will beat one of those team (GS or Memphis) on that back to back. Also will most likely split with Milwaukee. 5-3 is feasible but 6-2 is doable.
     
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    8-2 isn't so bad at all. Some fans over think things too much. Hahaha.
     
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    ***OFFICIAL BULLETIN***
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    RECENT SOLAR FLARE ACTIVITY PREVENTED ISSUANCE OF ADVISORIES DURING MEMPHIS GAME. ACTIVITY HAS SUBSIDED AND SYSTEMS HAVE RESUMED NORMAL OPERATIONS.

    MILWAUKEE GAME BEING EVALUATED FOR POTENTIAL TARP GAME WARNING. JINX, ANTIJINX, AND REVERSE JINX COUNTERMEASURES MAY BE REQUIRED

    FURTHER TRANSMISSIONS TO FOLLOW.

    CALMNESS ADVISED AT PRESENT TIME.

    ***END TRANSMISSION***
     
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    Are you a robot? Because it says there are 80 robots logged into clutchfans right now and you seem to fit the description.
     
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    Sam may be a lot of things, but Sam is not a robot. He's certainly not an android. I am an expert in these matters, as well as The Stepford Wives. We had a Stepford president some years ago. I can't talk about it.

    Now excuse me while I clean my blaster.
     
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    Thanks, Deckard. You always seem to have duders back on these issues and I do appreciate it.
     
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    these are not druids you are looking for
     
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    I feel like i could read this while unlocking a terminal in fallout 4.
     
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    Bad news for Ryan Anderson.
     
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    You know what would be helpful? A young big on the rise like DMo.
     
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    We should burn his home jersey and force him to wear his road jersey for the rest of the season. .500 3-pt FG% and 17 ppg here we come!
     
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    I am researching recent developments and hope to release my findings shortly.

    Clue #1:

    Minnesota, Memphis, Miami all start with "M" which is an upside down version of "W"
     
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    Milwaukee is also an upside down version of W. And the upside down meaning of W as in Wins is a Loss.

    Hmmmmm
     
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