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Don't go to oceans cabaret

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by CCorn, Dec 31, 2016.

  1. Yaosthirdleg

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  2. Buck Turgidson

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    What was the all-nude joint on Westheimer near Fondren/Chimney Rock? next to Evans Music City?
     
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    Did you at least get a lap dance from Not Awful?
     
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    One of my buddies paid for another one to get 1 as a joke... 20 lasted 6 songs.
     
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    I'm 14, what is this?
     
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    Riviera??
     
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    I'm a gambling man!!! I'll take my chances thank you very much!
     
  8. CCorn

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    Beware of AIDS (That's what the sign said)

    Also the VIP room said enter at your own risk. Probably due to the girl with noticible herpes sores.
     
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    I was talking to a girl today about VD (I don't call them STD. That's stupid)
    Anyway, she talked about this guy getting crabs, and physically pulling them off...
    While I knew this was impossible I listened to her lark. Only then did I tell her it wasn't true. She scoffed off to Cypress, but at the end of the day I was happy.
     
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    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Your first lesson on not to leave the loop.
     

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