I went from feeling upset with D'Mo to completely being over it now that he's signed this lopsided deal. I really love the depth and versatility he brings to the offense. I love that he's seven foot, and although I can jump higher than him, he still plays pretty smart defense and basketball in general. Love how completely team-friendly this deal is also. I hope for his sake he can stay healthy and produce for at least a couple of years. My wife, on the other hand, who admittedly wants to have sex with D'Mo far more than me, has completely forsaken the guy. She's so offended that he held out this long. She took it as some personal slight. I think she needs help. She's adorable, though.
Yes, no I meant trade bait Nene/Brewer. We have Center and PF secure in about a month with Capela/D-Mo/Ryno/Harrell/throw in Dekker at the 4 for some minutes.
I'm not sure that "bait" would get many bites, but sure, if you could get something for those guys it would be a steal.
I saw D-mo at a grocery store in Pearland yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Except yeah, it is. My wife wouldn't have sex with some dude she's never even met before and cheat on me.... get it? It was just a comment about my wife finding him attractive, but this whole contract fiasco has caused her to basically not care if he plays on our team or not.