Calexit - California wants to secede from the Union

okierock · Nov 23, 2016

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Perhaps you haven't noticed how corporate the Democratic party is? That corporatism is one of the factors popularly cited for why they lost this election. The days of socialism are gone. Social safety net, sure. But the party isn't betraying the 1% anytime soon (neither is the RNC).
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The DNC wouldn't be in charge of these areas that seceded it would be the people that are too mentally fragile to deal with the fact that Trump is the president.... You are 100% correct on the DNC tho... feel the Bern baby.

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals; and
2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girliemen.

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.

Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history: It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it. A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off.
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You don't really think entire country of liberals would survive do you?

Bobbythegreat · Nov 23, 2016

okierock said: ↑

You don't really think entire country of liberals would survive do you?
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There are several countries full of liberals.....but they usually don't have the liabilities the US does. I don't think a country full of liberals with the liabilities the US has would survive for long.

Dairy Ashford · Nov 23, 2016

okierock said: ↑

If I was Cali I would let the blue counties secede from the rest of Cali and let the rest of the state stay a part of the US... in fact I'm for the entire country doing that. Just think, those counties could go full Socialism and everyone would be happy... it would be like Woodstock, for about a week... and then the killing and dying would start. We would have to put up refugee camps and start giving them benefits.... never mind bad idea.
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Most of the faultlines in this country are along professional and economic tiers or racial clusters within individual municipalities and even organizations; so your ridiculous split would have to be by neighborhood or household.

calurker · Nov 23, 2016

Bobbythegreat said: ↑

It's adorable that you have such a naive viewpoint. California doesn't have enough water to keep that up without help from other states....hell they can barely do it WITH help from other states. They simply don't survive without other states providing electricity and water. The northern part of the state would be in less trouble of course, but southern California would be screwed.

As painful as a Kiwi shortage would be, California would be in MUCH worse shape if they were on their own.
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You mean the Colorado River? And what would happen? Dam it up so you can grow stuff in the Arizona desert? LOL.

By your logic, Singapore and Israel shouldn't exist. LOL.

And you act as if Texas is immune from severe draught. LOL.

Thanks for the good laugh. Happy Thanksgiving.

okierock · Nov 24, 2016

Bobbythegreat said: ↑

There are several countries full of liberals.....but they usually don't have the liabilities the US does. I don't think a country full of liberals with the liabilities the US has would survive for long.
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Which ones, and are they taking transfers? We could offer a three for one trade!

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