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[Nature] Cockroach gives birth while being devoured by fire ants

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Cohete Rojo, Sep 25, 2016.

  1. Cohete Rojo

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    Enjoy.

     
    #1 Cohete Rojo, Sep 25, 2016
  2. RKREBORN

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    Didn't want to eat lunch anyways
     
    #2 RKREBORN, Sep 25, 2016
  3. heypartner

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    The ants probably planned it that way, to take the babies back to the Queen. I hear she considers fresh baby roaches a delicacy, like caviar. A nice pop with a liquid explosion in her mandibles

    Now we have to figure out who is going eat the fire ant babies in Houston.
     
    #3 heypartner, Sep 25, 2016
  4. Buck Turgidson

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    Bug larvae and eggs are big in parts of Mexico. Some of it ain't that bad.

     
    #4 Buck Turgidson, Sep 25, 2016
  5. Mr. Brightside

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    So many hilarious quotes on this video:

    "My heart was weeping for these baby cockroaches."

    "Part of the appeal of ant keeping is in a way we play the position of god."
     
    #5 Mr. Brightside, Sep 25, 2016
  6. Buck Turgidson

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    When our ant overlords eventually show up, they're gonna be super-pissed.
     
    #6 Buck Turgidson, Sep 25, 2016
  7. R0ckets03

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    Is that you narrating?
     
    #7 R0ckets03, Sep 25, 2016
  8. OmegaSupreme

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    something i really didn't need to see today... a roach prolapse. o_O
     
    #8 OmegaSupreme, Sep 25, 2016
  9. Haymitch

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    I fapped
     
    #9 Haymitch, Sep 25, 2016
  10. Invisible Fan

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    Watched the whole thing itching like crazy.
     
    #10 Invisible Fan, Sep 25, 2016
  11. Jontro

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    That riveting narration kept me on the edge of my seat.
     
    #11 Jontro, Sep 25, 2016
  12. joesr

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    Well I was about to tease the narration but now I wont lol
     
    #12 joesr, Sep 27, 2016
  13. SwoLy-D

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    #BabyCockroachLivesMatter :eek: !!
     
    #13 SwoLy-D, Sep 27, 2016
  14. Tfor3

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    I thought I was watching a documentary about Houston sports teams in the playoffs sans the dream.
     
    #14 Tfor3, Sep 27, 2016
  15. JeeberD

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    So the solution to ridding the world of roaches is to flood the earth with fire ants. Sounds like a plan!
     
    #15 JeeberD, Sep 27, 2016
  16. Dr of Dunk

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    *nods* That's done wonders for Houston.
     
    #16 Dr of Dunk, Sep 27, 2016
  17. val_modus

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    Insert theory about how white walkers destroying westeros is really a metaphor for fireants devouring baby cockroaches.
     
    #17 val_modus, Sep 28, 2016
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