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Clutch The Bear Mascot auditions

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by JoseRios, Aug 18, 2016.

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  1. JoseRios

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    Hey guys. I was wondering if any of you are going to the clutch auditions on Saturday. I'll be there as well, but I'm getting a lot of jitters. How do you guys feel about auditions and what do you expect?
     
    #1 JoseRios, Aug 18, 2016
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    If I were you I'd wear diapers. Never know how they'll try to test you.
     
    #2 bobloblaw, Aug 19, 2016
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    Bring cakes. Smash them into anyone you see. You win.
     
    #3 HayesIsBack, Aug 19, 2016
  4. JoseRios

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    Already prepared for the worst. Only fear I have is that I don't get through the first round
     
    #4 JoseRios, Aug 19, 2016
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    Great idea, but I just might bring some silly string to cause less trouble haha
     
    #5 JoseRios, Aug 19, 2016
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    freemaniam 我是自由人

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    #6 freemaniam, Aug 19, 2016
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    I hear the judges are very detail-oriented. To wow them over, bring an attachable furry grey bear dong since the mascot suit isn't anatomically correct.
     
    #7 Jugdish, Aug 19, 2016
  8. JoseRios

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    Haha!
     
    #8 JoseRios, Aug 19, 2016
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    Dankstronaut Way, way out here.

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    How to really win:

    Show up as Turbo
     
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    What's the yearly salary?
     
    #10 RocketBlood, Aug 19, 2016
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    they should give it to RocketGirl
     
    #11 RasaqBoi, Aug 19, 2016
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    You can't do it unless you do the tummy shimmy
     
    #12 krnxsnoopy, Aug 19, 2016
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    I don't know and I don't care! Even if it's the minimum wage, I'll take the job! This job was made for me
     
    #13 JoseRios, Aug 19, 2016
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    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    From what I hear, now that he is out of a job, Bill Worrell will be auditioning.
     
    #14 bobrek, Aug 19, 2016
  15. JoseRios

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    Probably will wear a shirt that says "cold blooded Ariza for athreeza!" Haha
     
    #15 JoseRios, Aug 19, 2016
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    Honestly she is the Rockets' #1 fan in my opinion.
     
    #16 JoseRios, Aug 19, 2016
  17. BigggReddd

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    Besides me
     
    #17 BigggReddd, Aug 19, 2016
  18. JoseRios

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    And also me,of course
     
    #18 JoseRios, Aug 19, 2016
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    And me too
     
    #19 tochiee22, Aug 19, 2016
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    I once had a connection that told me that the man behind Clutch was one of the highest earning mascots in sports, mostly due to income from personal appearances, not salary. Made over six figures IIRC.
     
    #20 DieHard Rocket, Aug 19, 2016
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