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So... Jontro's officially retiring singledom

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jontro, Aug 15, 2016.

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Is this poll really necessary?

  1. All of the above

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  2. teh faps will live on

    48.1%
  3. My Life, starring Jontro

    21.2%
  4. Donald Trump

    7.7%
  5. Can I be a 99er?

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  6. Git'r dunn mauri

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  1. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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  2. Asian Sensation

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    Congrats brotato. Don't forget to post wedding pix!
     
  3. el gnomo

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    Congrats breh. Time to upgrade from free p*rn to membership p*rn. Put a subscription on the wedding registry ftw!
     
  4. AroundTheWorld

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  5. Jontro

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    Thanks brehs! <3

    It hasn't sunked in yet and I don't think I'm anywhere near mentally ready. I'm sure I'll be sweating and stuttering throughout the vows.

    We're both stressed with work and wedding stuff, so many fights and ill feelings. But they say it's part of the whole process.

    teh faps is still strong. Nervous, but I think I got the technique down from all the years of research (for science) vids.

    She's out of my league, really pretty and a goody, girl next door, type. So I'm happy about that, one of those girls I can point to and say she's my woman when I'm out with people. Dunno if she does the same to me tho :(
     
  6. daywalker02

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    Is she from the same culture? Or maybe intercultural?

    Get a good bachelor party!
     
  7. Jontro

    Jontro Member

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    Same breh, but I don't follow culture. In fact I hate it. But we follow her, so I just follow whatever they say to avoid conflict.

    I don't have enough friends to do a good bachelor's party :(
    Too much time spent at home playing computer games and locked in my room doing research as a kid.
     
  8. AroundTheWorld

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    Asian?

    Post pic bro (not of you, of the lucky bride).
     
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  9. LCAhmed

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    Congrats bro! Very happy for you!
     
  10. GRENDEL

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    Congrats man, all the best buddy. I'm 16 years in....
     
  11. Haymitch

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    I want pics of Jontro
     
  12. daywalker02

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    16 years of marriage? That got to be something.
     
  13. Exiled

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    " Jontro junior "



    ...... ..coming to theatres soon....congrats
     
  14. ipaman

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    I always see posts like this but it's so wrong. I think forever aloners say this to make themselves feel better as they hug their pillow at night. My experience was more and more crazy. It's amazing what people will do when they are completely comfortable with each other.
     
  15. Fyreball

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    Congrats Broheim!! Welcome to the club! Don't worry about teh faps....you'll get them in when you can!
     
  16. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Do you love this ****?
    Are you high right now?
    Do you ever get nervous?
    Are you single?
    I heard you ****ed your girl, is it true?
    You getting money? You think them *****s you with is wit' you?
     
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    Do you already live with her?

    If you do not much changes when it comes to the times you are avaliable to fap or not.

    Don't ever admit to fapping though, women hate that.
     
  19. Deckard

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    Congratulations, dude! ATW has a baby (with help!) and you're taking the plunge. What's the BBS coming to? Happiness is in danger of breaking out!

    The faps will continue. Wait until she's 7 months pregnant. You'll be fapping, but if you're lucky, she'll help.
    ;-)-
     
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  20. mvpcrossxover

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    When is the cluchfans after party?

    Are we invited?
     

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