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What do you think about while going #2

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ferrari77, Aug 6, 2016.

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    As was mentioned in hotballa's thread on sitting or standing for wiping

    It is time for this
    So I figured I'd ask, what do y'all think about? Some probably read articles on their phone or watch videos but for the others, what goes through your mind?

    Malone's illegal pick on Drexler in 97?
     
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    I don't poop
     
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    Constipation is a terrible thing.
     
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    Needs more fiber breh
     
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    I think about the impending wipe.
     
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    Operating at 100% efficiency. Absorbing every single nutrient and not wasting a single thing.

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    If I'm at work I think about how long I can stay there before people notice I've been gone for some time.
     
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    Do you brick your poop off the rim of the toilet?
     
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    So weird breh, I think about Cheetahs.
     
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    I'm done so fast there really isn't time to think about anything.
     
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    Honestly I have a clean hand that holds my phone and the wipe hand that does everything else. So I'm thinking about whatever it is I'm watching on Youtube or Imgur most likely.
     
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    Hello from the toilet.
     
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    Im thinking about what any honest man thinks about while going #2....

    Im thinking about if I should wipe while sitting or wipe while standing.

    What the hell else am I supposed to think about?
     
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    Nothing that will promote an erection.
     
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    I hope my cell phone is charged.
     
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    <iframe width="1280" height="720" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/vGCIGEUB32M" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    I'm thinking:
    I hope there's enough tissue paper!!!!
    :eek:

    :p
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