When I really have to use the restroom but there isn't one around and I have to hold it in. Nothing annoys the piss out of me faster.
A$$ kissers at work who do nothing but somehow keep their jobs safe while the real actual hard working folks are laid off
Closed minded folks. Liars. People who take advantage of old folks (really hate this one) Willful ignorance. Mark Cuban. Starbucks. ESPN (too damn political). Politically active entertainers. More...but thinking about them is annoying me. I'm done.
The Jew. Not all Jews, but this one guy Gregory at work. He likes to give me a high five every time I see him. But I know he has dirty hands since he likes to high five everyone at work. I've tried the dap, but he insists on it the old fashioned way. He will stand there like a rag doll idiot and say don't leave me hanging bruh. Very annoying.
Prank videos. If you're that desperate for attention, develop a skill. People who beg for RTs on Twitter. What do you even get out of that? Vegans who believe/insist that the rest of the world should conform to their world view. You do you, but stfu about how others should live their lives. And feed your damn cats meat, they're natural carnivores you stupid morons.
Humble braggers Multi level marketing schemes People who tell you how many hours they worked last week or yesterday People who use work acronyms on the regular so they sound important College graduates who think they bring something to the table beyond a warm unproven body Entitled employees who think they make their boss rich somehow Whiny teachers who complain about not getting enough respect but gladly take 1/4 of the year off People who need thanking for doing a job they get paid for. That's what the money is for. People who act like their job is a right instead of a privilege. Folks that hate stuff the minute it gets popular. People that think Pokemon Go is stupid. People that resist progress. People who don't own a television and feel the need to remind you. Religious dudes who constantly cheat on their spouses. Moms who criticize other moms for not raising kids or giving birth the right way or giving birth at all. People who call Game of Thrones predictable. People who think plastic surgery is vain but think make up is just fine. People who look at people with money and tell others how inappropriately they're using said money. People who complain for change but don't want to do anything about it other than complain on social media. Motivational quotes.
Top of the list would be fake ppl. The ones who automatically change when around other ppl. Ppl who always try to fit in. My friend will go out of his way to shake everyones hand on the court or in general and be buddy buddy, or talk in slang to be more relative. Literally feels like 90% of the people around me are like that. Or people who dont shut up because they need to be the center of the earth always.
People that still fall for MLM scams piss me off. Also, those glued/shrink-wrapped plastic/foil seals underneath lids or screwtop caps that don't give you an easy pull tab or something to get them off and I end up using my finger or a knife to jab a hole in them and then start peeling. **** the guy that patented that stuff.
Girls that don't **** on the first date. 2005 playoffs Malone and Stockton When I'm taking a **** and realize the TP is down to the last piece or two and I gotta do the duck walk to the cabinet. Over cooking steak or seafood on accident. Losing The come down after a good high.
People who write checks at the grocery store. I nearly lose my mind watching some idiot digging for their driver's license and balancing their checkbook at the register. Freaking bastids.
I bought one of these online to open annoying clam shell packages. But it came in a clam shell package. I've never been so annoyed and pissed when it arrived.
I've met a lot of nice locals on my adventures up there. Palo Duro Canyon and the Caprock area is incredibly beautiful.
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