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How do I hire an NBA agent?

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Haymitch, Jul 1, 2016.

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  1. Haymitch

    Haymitch Custom Title

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    I need in on this free agency.

    Bio:

    6'4"
    ~200 lbs
    Never missed a game due to injury

    That's gotta be worth like $3 million per, right?
     
    #1 Haymitch, Jul 1, 2016
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  2. icecreamman

    icecreamman Member

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    GET IN LINE
     
    #2 icecreamman, Jul 1, 2016
  3. Liberon

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    You ain't good enough...
    Quit..
     
    #3 Liberon, Jul 1, 2016
  4. Haymitch

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    I'm under 30, just about to hit my prime. Potential.
     
    #4 Haymitch, Jul 1, 2016
  5. what

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    First you have to beat the White Mamba
     
    #5 what, Jul 1, 2016
  6. Os Trigonum

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    Haymitch Only Hater.

    you're trash.
     
    #6 Os Trigonum, Jul 1, 2016
  7. donkeypunch

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    I feel bad for all of last years free agents...
     
    #7 donkeypunch, Jul 1, 2016
  8. mr. 13 in 33

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    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Um.....it might be time for a comeback.........<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/freeagency?src=hash">#freeagency</a></p>&mdash; Shane Battier (@ShaneBattier) <a href="https://twitter.com/ShaneBattier/status/749039488681316352">July 2, 2016</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
     
    #8 mr. 13 in 33, Jul 1, 2016
  9. Pen15clubber

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    Haha somebody sit on my lap
     
    #9 Pen15clubber, Jul 1, 2016
  10. Ranny

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    scrub
     
    #10 Ranny, Jul 1, 2016
  11. kanariya

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    I'd love to be the scrub to get $3 millions a year sitting on the bench.
     
    #11 kanariya, Jul 1, 2016
  12. RedRedemption

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    **** you Haymitch.

    I saw you at Treasures yesterday, WHY WEREN'T YOU IN THE GYM PRACTICING YOUR JUMPSHOT?!
    HAYMITCH FAT.
     
    #12 RedRedemption, Jul 1, 2016
  13. conquistador#11

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    i don't have a problem with money being thrown around to the top 5% of the leage, but when 10 pts a game SF gets 15, that's a problem.

    Before the agent, you need the haymitch crew.
     
    #13 conquistador#11, Jul 1, 2016
  14. daywalker02

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    Go to MIT

    start the hype you are the new Billy Bean of Basketball, the new Morey of Analytics

    find yourself a team with a clueless and rich owner
     
    #14 daywalker02, Jul 1, 2016
  15. daywalker02

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    and above all stay on Twitter
     
    #15 daywalker02, Jul 1, 2016
  16. Juxtaposed Jolt

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    I'm Asian, so I can bring in a lot of money. Which team wants to sign me?
     
    #16 Juxtaposed Jolt, Jul 1, 2016
  17. TesseracT

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    I've seen people who didnt even play in college declare for the draft before lol. you get a letter from the NBA
     
    #17 TesseracT, Jul 1, 2016
  18. rocketsballin

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    try to grow between 6'10-7'0 and you should get one of those 3 year/4mil contracts
     
    #18 rocketsballin, Jul 1, 2016
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